Mixed signals. The worst of the worst is mixed signals. Girls, you know what I’m ...
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Dear NASA, Stop being such a cock tease already. You really had me there with your Arsenic-based life forms. I had a serious science-fiction-turned-fact hard-on for you. But then you had to lie to me with your false findings and erroneous reports. Why did you decide to support an experiment that could be so easily refuted? I don’t think I can continue believing you anymore with your dreams of finding extraterrestrial life out there. Stephen Hawking is probably right in saying that we should leave well ...
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My parents met in a bar, both alcoholics at the time. My dad fell in love with my mom, who, of course, wanted nothing to do with him and his ratty sneakers. Eventually he convinced her and, to make a beautiful story short, they fell in love, got sober, started a business, and had a family of four kids shortly thereafter. To this day, my dad still leaves love notes in the pockets of her running jacket. This is the example of romance I lived with for 18 years before I went to New York City with the deluded hopes of finding my own story, only to find a situation far from romantic. Why is it that every twenty-something single guy who shows interest and buys you a ...
›Being tolerant of intolerance is undermining the justice that is inherent in the word itself. That is to say, the ...
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